News, Events and Festivities of 2012 as seen through my statuses

Most of my observations on Facebook are event, festival and news based.  A retrospective of sometimes funny, sometimes serious and sometimes celebratory statuses that you may bring a smile to your faces πŸ™‚ hope you consider this compilation likable and readable

Spicy Christmas Dec 25 :  May your life be filled with a lot of love and spice . Seasonings greetings.

Nirbhaya Delhi Dec 23  :  Black dots, armchair activism , vengeful words , angry actions , violent protests all have their place . Sometimes instead of coming from a state of shame, fear and revenge maybe we can come from a state of love , confidence , forgiveness and prayer which can lead to raising Human consciousness and correct action.

End of the World Dec 22  : Mayans be damned. We survived. Another day to smile, be happy and to celebrate life.

Date Repeat Dec 12  : One date. Million updates.

Pointing Retires Nov 29  : Pointing is rickytired. Tendulkar is just panting and still Saching for a lot of runs

Full Moon Nov 28 : Romantics say the moon causes the tides of romance to stir up in ones heart. Skeptics think it just brings out the loonies. Either way Happy Full Moon.

Thanksgiving Scare Nov 22 : Today of all days everyone is grateful except for the turkeys. For those guys I have only one advice : run turkey run

Kasab Hanging Nov 21 : My news feed today is trending good noose . This is India playing Jai Bhatat Mata ki in ‘Oppan Hangman Style’

Facebook Arrests Nov 20 : Arresting someone for a Facebook update in a country where free speech is allowed ……Some De’Mock’racy this..

Diwali Aftereffects Nov 14  : The aftereffects of diwali wish: may you have clearer skies , recovered eardrums , troublefree tummy , less stocks of dryfruit gifts , happier non human lifeforms, a day of productive work and connectedness to only yourself πŸ™‚

Diwali Wishes  Nov 12 : Light diyas of love in your heart, burst some silent pollution free crackers of joy and happiness, taste the sweets of success and prosperity and enjoy the wishes, goodwill and cheer all around. Have a dazzling festival

Celebrating Facebook  Nov 10 : Diwali is a festival of lights. facebook everyday is a festival of likes.

US Elections Nov 6 :  I don’t know why all the Indians are so engrossed in the Obama vs Romney. Americans don’t even care who Pranab Mukherjee is.

Kasab Illness Nov 6 : Ajmal kasab has dengue . khoon ka badla khoon mosquito style

Karva Chauth  Nov 2 : After kunti’s experience with the sun god, even on karva chauth she was reluctant to look at the moon πŸ˜‰

Varda Scam  Oct 10 : Between the Law of the land and the son-in-law of the land the only outlaw that benefits is DLF

Facebook Billion Oct 5 : Just in case you didn’t know , Facebook says I’m one in a billion. thank you for the special acknowledgement πŸ˜‰

Telengana Protests Sep 30 :  My apartment looks onto the lake. From my balcony I see a couple of lakh people on the necklace road. Tear gas, plastic bullets, burning media van, people shouting, running fighting against what almost looks like a police state. After everway was stopped from them marching they still came. There must be a reason why they feel the way they do. For somebody that is against any further division of states in India I still feel sad and marginally depressed for all the emotion that is expended . My city is agitating and needs peace and positive energy , please send love and warm prayers for all healing .

Google Birthday Sep 27 :  Facebook is like a pair partner that always is worried about what’s on our minds. Google on the other hand is like a parent that instantly can predict what our questions are, and has all the answers already. Happy birthday Google devo bhava.

Manmohan Birthday  Sep 26 : Reporter : Manmohan Singhji , today is your 80th birthday aren’t you giving a party ? MMS : like i said last week money doesn’t grow on trees !

FDI Debate  Sep 21 : FDI is already there on FB, just look at the newsfeed which is wallmart filled with people promoting their interests, pages, events and companies and more . Jo FB se kare pyar woh FDI se kaise kare inkaar πŸ˜‰

My Birthday Sep 16 : Happy birthday to me . Thank you for all the wishes and love . ageless body timeless mind and limitless love is what the universe is about :))

Onam Godliness  Aug 29 :  Not just in gods own country today is a day for Onam-inous celebrations πŸ˜‰

Limiting Sms  Aug 24 : Instead of limiting SMEs and banning social media its better to increase our love potential and oneness connectivity. open heartbook . Spread true-mors. Expand your circle of love.

Eid Love  Aug 20 : Today three hugs are better than one . Q: What they call yearly Haleem seekers? A: Friends in Eid. Chand Mubarak

Photographers Delight Aug 19 :  Most people have their current best picture as profile pics . The beauty of humans is on display in the newsfeeds making every day as photography day on Facebook . To all beautiful people and my photographer friends happy world photography day. πŸ™‚

Laxman Retires  Aug 19 : To be not out and retired hurt shows the integrity of a very very special Laxman . Put in various batting orders and neglected he proved he was a match for every test. Putting his commitment to the Indian team rather than personal aspirations he proved he was a gentleman in the game of cricket politics . For the man who chose not to respect the limits of any boundary my respect and a wristy Hyderabadi salaam to his grit, determination and character. Laxman crossed the Rekha into retirement now he is relax man.

Coalgate Scam Aug 18 : It takes years for coal to turn into diamond. The scamsters managed it in no time. Black money mines indeed..

Desi Freedom  Aug 15 : The freedom to voice your opinion without fear . To complain  to desire a change is patriotism too . My pride in everything Indian , the good , the bad and the ugly is love unconditional like it is for most of the people of this country .. let us be happy  be proud be free πŸ™‚

Indian Olympics Aug 12 : Shushilver lining on the Indian cloud in Olympics

Kom On India Aug 7 : Punch de India !!! Hum Honge KOMyaab, MariGold Phoolon ka Pehnayenge appko Taj.

Sania Mania  Aug 4 : Sir pe pagdi oonchi , aur garv se saina phool gaya . The great nehWall of saina s bronze is well deserved in spirit

Between sonias italian past and sanias Pakistani future , I think the true Indian present will come from saina

Power Hungry July 31 :  At this moment 20 states in India are praying for the power to face this crisis . the state of ‘current’ affairs in our country is such that the government is trying to get a Grid on this situation.

Tiwari ke Tewar July 28 :  Traditionally doctors deliver babies, for the first time in India a judge has delivered a father. now that he cant DNAi it any longer, we should consider it a happy NDing:

CERN God Jul 5 :  It is a matter of Most of my observations on Facebook are event, festival and news based.  A retrospective of sometimes funny, sometimes serious and sometimes celebratory statuses that you may bring a smile to your faces πŸ™‚ hope you consider this compilation likable and readable.

Spicy Christmas Dec 25 :  May your life be filled with a lot of love and spice . Seasonings greetings.

Nirbhaya Delhi Dec 23  :  Black dots, armchair activism , vengeful words , angry actions , violent protests all have their place . Sometimes instead of coming from a state of shame, fear and revenge maybe we can come from a state of love , confidence , forgiveness and prayer which can lead to raising Human consciousness and correct action.

End of the World Dec 22  : Mayans be damned. We survived. Another day to smile, be happy and to celebrate life.

Date Repeat Dec 12  : One date. Million updates.

Pointing Retires Nov 29  : Ponting is rickytired. Tendulkar is just panting and still Saching for a lot of runs

Full Moon Nov 28 : Romantics say the moon causes the tides of romance to stir up in ones heart. Skeptics think it just brings out the loonies. Either way Happy Full Moon.

Thanksgiving Scare Nov 22 : Today of all days everyone is grateful except for the turkeys. For those guys I have only one advice : run turkey run

Kasab Hanging Nov 21 : My news feed today is trending good noose . This is India playing Jai Bhatat Mata ki in ‘Oppan Hangman Style’

Facebook Arrests Nov 20 : Arresting someone for a Facebook update in a country where free speech is allowed ……Some De’Mock’racy this..

Diwali Aftereffects Nov 14  : The aftereffects of Diwali wish: may you have clearer skies , recovered eardrums , troublefree tummy , less stocks of dryfruit gifts , happier non human lifeforms, a day of productive work and connectedness to only yourself πŸ™‚

Diwali Wishes  Nov 12 : Light diyas of love in your heart, burst some silent pollution free crackers of joy and happiness, taste the sweets of success and prosperity and enjoy the wishes, goodwill and cheer all around. Have a dazzling festival.

Celebrating Facebook  Nov 10 : Diwali is a festival of lights. facebook everyday is a festival of likes.

US Elections Nov 6 :  I don’t know why all the Indians are so engrossed in the Obama vs Romney. Americans don’t even care who Pranab Mukherjee is.

Kasab Illness Nov 6 : Ajmal kasab has dengue . khoon ka badla khoon mosquito style

Karva Chauth  Nov 2 : After kunti’s experience with the sun god, even on karva chauth she was reluctant to look at the moon πŸ˜‰

Varda Scam  Oct 10 : Between the Law of the land and the son-in-law of the land the only outlaw that benefits is DLF

Facebook Billion Oct 5 : Just in case you didn’t know , facebook says I’m one in a billion. thank you for the special acknowledgement πŸ˜‰

Telengana Protests Sep 30 :  My apartment looks onto the lake. From my balcony I see a couple of lakh people on the necklace road. Tear gas, plastic bullets, burning media van, people shouting, running fighting against what almost looks like a police state. After everway was stopped from them marching they still came. There must be a reason why they feel the way they do. For somebody that is against any further division of states in India I still feel sad and marginally depressed for all the emotion that is expended . My city is agitating and needs peace and positive energy , please send love and warm prayers for all healing .

Google Birthday Sep 27 :  Facebook is like a pair partner that always is worried about what’s on our minds. Google on the other hand is like a parent that instantly can predict what our questions are, and has all the answers already. Happy birthday Google devo bhava.

Manmohan Birthday  Sep 26 : Reporter : manmohan singhji , today is your 80th birthday aren’t you giving a party ? MMS : like i said last week money doesn’t grow on trees !

FDI Debate  Sep 21 : FDI is already there on FB, just look at the newsfeed which is wallmart filled with people promoting their interests, pages, events and companies and more . Jo FB se kare pyar woh FDI se kaise kare inkaar πŸ˜‰

My Birthday Sep 16 : Happy birthday to me . Thank you for all the wishes and love . ageless body timeless mind and limitless love is what the universe is about :))

Onam Godliness  Aug 29 :  Not just in gods own country today is a day for Onam-inous celebrations πŸ˜‰

Limiting Sms  Aug 24 : Instead of limiting smses and banning social media its better to increase our love potential and oneness connectivity. open heartbook . Spread true-mors. Expand your circle of love.

Eid Love  Aug 20 : Today three hugs are better than one . Q: What they call yearly Haleem seekers? A: Friends in Eid. Chand Mubarak.

Photographers Delight Aug 19 :  Most people have their current best picture as profile pics . The beauty of humans is on display in the newsfeeds making every day as photography day on facebook . To all beautiful people and my photographer friends happy world photography day. πŸ™‚

Laxman Retires  Aug 19 : To be not out and retired hurt shows the integrity of a very very special laxman . Put in various batting orders and neglected he proved he was a match for every test. putting his commitment to the Indian team rather than personal aspirations he proved he was a gentleman in the game of cricket politics . For the man who chose not to respect the limits of any boundary my respect and a wristy hyderabadi salaam to his grit, determination and character. laxman crossed the rekha into retirement now he is relax man.

Coalgate Scam Aug 18 : It takes years for coal to turn into diamond. The scamsters managed it in no time. Black money mines indeed.

Desi Freedom  Aug 15 : The freedom to voice your opinion without fear . to complain  to desire a change is patriotism too . My pride in everything Indian , the good , the bad and the ugly is love unconditional like it is for most of the people of this country .. let us be happy  be proud be free πŸ™‚

Indian Olympics Aug 12 : Shushilver lining on the indian cloud in Olympics.

Kom On India Aug 7 : Punch de india !!! hum honge KOMyaab, MariGold phoolon ka pehnayenge appko taj.

Sania Mania  Aug 4 : Sir pe pagdi oonchi , aur garv se saina phool gaya . The great nehWall of saina s bronze is well deserved in spirit.

Between sonias italian past and sanias pakistani future , I think the true Indian present will come from saina.

Power Hungry July 31 :  At this moment 20 states in india are praying for the power to face this crisis . the state of ‘current’ affairs in our country is such that the goverment is trying to get a Grid on this situation.

Tiwari ke Tewar July 28 :  Traditionally doctors deliver babies, for the first time in India a judge has delivered a father. now that he cant DNAi it any longer, we should consider it a happy NDing:

CERN God Jul 5 :  It is a matter of conCERN that it took so long to prove god is in every particle. We Indians of course always knew it .

Hyderabad Flooded Jul 3 : Driving in hydra-bad in rainy season is paanishment .  hydra-bad has turned venice today .

Doctor’s Day Out Jul 1 : All my doctor friends are very patient people. In fact they are so friendly and hospitable that their smile and suggestion is enough to heal. Happy Doctors Day.

might be continued …. if i have the time and inclination to compile and edit the remaining 6 months of 2012 …. Hope you enjoyed reading it .  Feelings, thoughts, comments and likes welcome πŸ˜‰  Happy 2013.

That it took so long to prove god is in every particle. We Indians of course always knew it .

Hyderabad Flooded Jul 3 : Driving in hydra-bad in rainy season is paanishment .  hydra-bad has turned Venice today .

Doctor’s Day Out Jul 1 : All my doctor friends are very patient people. In fact they are so friendly and hospitable that their smile and suggestion is enough to heal. Happy Doctors Day.

might be continued …. if i have the time and inclination to compile and edit the remaining 6 months of 2012 …. Hope you enjoyed reading it .  Feelings, thoughts, comments and likes welcome πŸ˜‰  Happy 2013.

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