The year 2010 as seen through my statuses – PrashantJain

A list of the new as seen through the statuses i wrote in the year 2010 : a nice retrospective of that year.

I havent written too much in 2011 , but hopefully i microblog much more 2012 . Enjoy

Wed November 24, 2010, 9:54 am: The only people not thankful on thanksgiving day are turkeys!

Tue November 16, 2010, 11:21 pm: Which will be more worse : Dolly ka testosterone or Pamela ka silicone.

Mon November 15, 2010, 11:06 pm: Raja has lost his kingdom, Chavan is ideally homeless, and its game over for Kalmadi ….. looks like a good month for India.

Mon November 15, 2010, 8:41 am: The only thing rajni Kant do is grow hair back on his head 😛

Sun November 7, 2010, 10:40 am: Getting jobs and investment requires you to dance to different tune, just ask Obama !

Sat November 6, 2010, 10:45 pm: Ain’t Mr. Obama a great sales person !

Mon November 1, 2010, 7:03 am: On ap formation day, somebody pull a fast one on that nosey guy and promise him a separation day of 30 february please.

Sat October 30, 2010, 10:28 pm: Help!! in keeping with the spirit of of the season the comments on this status are invisible too.

Fri October 29, 2010, 12:15 pm: Has gone haunting and wil return at dawn .

Fri October 29, 2010, 12:14 am: Is casting a spell on you, you will leave a comment here !!!!

Thu October 28, 2010, 5:32 am: Is getting ready for Halloween tricks and Diwali treats.

Tue October 26, 2010, 2:36 am: Facebook is as a good a place as any to start your diwali cleaning 😛

Mon October 25, 2010, 12:22 pm: Q. Why did kunti not celebrate karva chauth the traditional way ?

A. Given her experience with surya dev she wasn’t sure if she wanted to see the moon before her husband

Thu October 21, 2010, 2:26 am: The only infectious thing you should be spreading this winter is a smile 🙂

Wed October 20, 2010, 12:22 pm: 2010 2010 day makes me feel like the times too want to ‘catch up’ and be upto ‘date’ with the 2020 instant generation.

Sun October 17, 2010, 3:34 am: The engineer in me can’t help but smile at all the garlanded vehicles on the streets today 🙂 . happy festivities in this beautiful weather.

Fri October 15, 2010, 3:36 am: Even though im very proud of the indian achievement , a small part of still wonder if its “khel khatam , Paisa hajam”

Thu October 14, 2010, 12: 19 pm: 38-27-36 yeh medal tally hai ya perfection desi style? LOL

Sat October 9, 2010, 11:52 pm: A Sunday that has 10 out of 10 kinda day written all over it 🙂

Fri October 1, 2010, 11:32 pm: Sometimes i wonder if after all these years we have symbolically reduced gandhji’s value only to his ‘note’worthiness.

Thu September 30, 2010, 7:37 am: If one wants to go more supreme than 1 for 3 then how about one for all and all for one. (babri masjid verdit)

Wed September 22, 2010, 1:45 am: watching four ganesha procession prepartion in my steet of less than half a kilometer. the teen maar beats, people dancing in abondonment, the noises, shouts and chaos. there’s something electric about the atmosphere :))

Sat September 11, 2010, 11:57 pm: Celebrated as the day of universal forgiveness of self and others, today is samvatsri, the end of the eight day jain festival of paryushan. we greet each other saying “michami dukkadam” meaning i ask forgiveness if i have knowingly or knowingly hurt anyone through my thoughts, actions or words. To my friends on FB, Micchami Dukkadam.

Sat September 11, 2010, 2:44 am: Nothing like a multiple festival for a cosmopolitan secular culture for whom holidays are a reason of celebration. sometime i feel its not the what and why, the fact that we do celebrate is joyous enough.

Sat September 11, 2010, 12:47 am: A friend said couldn’t find a driver today cause it was ganesh chauvti and eid. me ” oh don’t worry you’ll find one, the way they drive what makes you think any of them believes in god !!” . 🙂

Tue September 7, 2010, 4:35 am: The way its raining I guess my flight tommorow from hyderabad to mumbai can be considered cloud commuting.

Mon September 6, 2010, 4:47 am: Rain is the proof that there truth, beauty and goodness in this world .

Fri September 3, 2010, 9:49 am: Thinks one interpretation of stephen hawking saying gravity is the creator is that god is a very down to earth kind of person :))

Thu August 19, 2010, 7:27 am: For somebody that said he couldn’t get off the tiger he was riding, mr. raju seems to mange avoiding being caged quiet well!!

Mon August 16, 2010, 11:18 am: Don’t know about my destiny but my freedom at midnight defnightly requires a tryst !!

Sun August 15, 2010, 10:43 am: Is so free that he has decided to spend the night independently too ;p

Sun August 15, 2010, 3:48 am: Dil diya hai jaan bhi denge ae watan tere liye. truly no one knows till the last moment of choice whether one would. but its lovely to just realize that the thought and feeling that leads one to just say those words is in itself true patriotism 🙂 aint it ?

Sat August 14, 2010, 10:46 pm: Indian flags everywhere, people in a rush to reach places of flag hoisting, freedom songs in the air, enough fb feeds and mobile messages to trigger our thoughts to the hapiness of our nationality, and the feeling of celebrations abound. symbolically speaking you have the right to choose what makes you feel extremely patriotic today :))

Sat August 14, 2010, 3:44 am: Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab humare dil main hai …dekhna zor kitna baazuyen katil mein hain…kal independence day toh mai aaj se hi mood mein aggaya:-)

Fri August 13, 2010, 4:29 am: BOO to those of you that believe in Friday the thirteenth and double BOO to those of you that don’t!

Mon August 9, 2010, 11:12 pm: Desi game theory : its a common practice to seek and hide wealth before the actual games. part of fore-play before the real action!

Mon August 9, 2010, 1:39 am: My sense and sensibility is were out’dated’ by aisha .i suggest ‘once upon a time’ instead, at least there you will be clued into the fact that the producers intentions were to make a period film!!

Thu August 5, 2010, 11:03 pm: Common sense says ‘mani’ speaks the right language . the problem is in finding out what game kalamadi is playing with the nations wealth.

Wed August 4, 2010, 12:43 am: Oh yes!! the games in India are always about common wealth . we have teams of politicians, bureaucrats and contractors neck in neck competition for winning the booty !

Fri July 23, 2010, 11:11 pm: Inception felt exactly like a engaging, exciting, fascinating, wonderful dream, it all made sense when i was in it, but if you ask me after it was over i cant tell you how it felt so possibly true, logically correct and sensibly balanced!

Thu July 15, 2010, 4:50 am: Symbolically speaking the indian ego is feeling as inflated as the rupee at sight of a new symbol !

Mon July 12, 2010, 12:17 am: After waka waka its wake up wake up and work work.

Sat July 10, 2010, 7:08 am: Holland has already acknowledged octo pauls rare prowess as a medium, now they just want him medium rare on a platter if they dont get the cup!!

Sat July 10, 2010, 2:08 am: I am putting my mani on Paul. Psychologically speaking this Psychic has already out Psyched the competition !!

Fri July 9, 2010, 4:03 am: 3 hearts, 8 arms and a super big predicting brain, paul’s oracle status apart he still is pretty well equipped to cater to all the women. no wonder he has such a great female following compared to us men!!

Thu July 8, 2010, 11:48 pm: There is paulo cohelo who belives that universe conspires in peoples favor and then theres paul(o) pulpo who has both spain and netherlands wishing he conspires in their favor.

Thu July 8, 2010, 1:26 am: As a vegetarian I have always been fascinated by the varied perceptions of people on what they consider food, Paul has reinforced the belief that one man’s food can be another man’s oracle 🙂

Wed July 7, 2010, 11:13 pm: Aint Mr. Paul ten(spec)tacular !!! i mean even by miracle oracle standards he is freakishly eerie!

Mon July 5, 2010, 6:30 am: this season to spread a infectious glow and a contagious smile :))

Sat June 26, 2010, 12:11 am: Who said we cant decide on a symbol for our currency ? with petrol prices being market governed, the rupee will inflate and evaporate faster, isn’t that symbolic enough !?!

Wed June 23, 2010, 1:32 am: ‘S observation of the web evolution : 1995 :’ email us’ , 2000: ‘visit us’ , 2005 : ‘bookmark us’ 2010 : ‘Like us’

Thu June 17, 2010, 11:04 pm: Mark Zuckerberg’s aspirations for the LIKE button are bordering internet/world domination !!!

Thu May 20, 2010, 7:53 am: Laila should be called jumma that way she’ll just give us a chumma tommorow and leave !!

Thu May 20, 2010, 3:05 am: Auction raja’s windfall has turned him (p)ricey , after all 70k crores can make anyone go mad in the head 😛

Tue May 18, 2010, 5:26 am: They are calling our cyclone the “laila” hoping that its a doomed affair to begin with. lol

Tue May 18, 2010, 4:02 am: The monsoon is apparently under construction ███████] 97% done… wait for the strom front and the cyclone in a day or two says the met department !?!

Mon May 17, 2010, 12:11 am: Oh rain gods, there you again, blowing with fervour and passion, causing only a wind storm and a gale!!! why stop with a lightout and a one night stand ,when you can get away with a fling for the season 😛

Sat May 15, 2010, 3:24 am: Needs a whole lot of motivation and inspiration when all he is getting is perspiration.

Fri May 14, 2010, 5:02 am: Says this sun will definitely give me a “Sharp Tan”

Wed May 12, 2010, 12:00 am: The Ambani brothers wont take the chill pill so it i guess all that is left is to recommend gelusil for their problems :p

Sun May 9, 2010, 10:43 pm: Wishes he could type at the speed of thought !!

Fri May 7, 2010, 11:51 pm: Oh hello rain god, whats with all the winds, thunder and the rumblings ?!? you are such a tease. Doesnt look like sedcuton to us at all, feels more like you are having performance anxiety 😛 . So please stop your bravado and act your age we all know the monsoons are still a few weeeks away!!!

Thu May 6, 2010, 1:35 am: Sachin now has a verified account on twitter. its time lalit modi and shashi tharoor got their accounts on and verified

Fri April 23, 2010, 12:36 am: Is suprised the IT guys havent discovered the fake assets of the IPL team owners : Shilpa’s nose, Mallya’s hair, SRKs six pack…..

Thu April 22, 2010, 10:21 am: ♥ Earth ♥ ~ Happy Earth day.

Thu April 22, 2010, 1:33 am: This guy modi is excatly like a kid from my childhood who used to own the bat and would threaten to disrupt all play if things didnt go his way. lol

Wed April 21, 2010, 10:40 pm: Finally Facebook opens to the fact that i am LIKE this only 😛

Tue April 20, 2010, 12:27 am: Thinks the ashes are mother natures way of keeping us grounded. eruptions are her way of controlling the emissions.

Sat April 17, 2010, 12:19 am: Thinks tharoor is quitea tweetheart with his smile and charm . the only improriety that everyone wants to know is whose sweat it was and who got the equity ?

Tue April 13, 2010, 11:13 pm: Ofcourse Mr. Tharoor has a stake in his tweetheart , he is the minister of external affairs for nothing !!

Sun April 11, 2010, 12:53 am: Thinks sania needs to learn chess and check mate for shoiab is a lair without boundaries, on net and out of court too.

Fri April 9, 2010, 3:20 am: Says its a good thing shoiab’s claim of mistaken identity in match fixing was umpired leg before by ayesha’s threats of show and tell !

Wed March 31, 2010, 5:53 am: After Facebook , kaspersky an anti virus company is coming to Hyderabad!!! me wonders if theres a connection. LOL

Tue March 16, 2010, 11:58 pm: Is loving the fact that Facebook is coming to Hyderabad. Hyderabad is rocking 🙂

Tue March 16, 2010, 12:42 am: Is tasting sweet, sour, salty, bitter and spicy all at once 🙂

Tue March 9, 2010, 11:19 pm: The Parlimentarians finally passed the Woman’s reservation Bill. Never mind that soniaji and laluji still differ on what “woman in the house” means !

Thu March 4, 2010, 3:05 am: Thinks godmen getting caught on tape seem to tick our indian funny bone to no end and bbrings out the best of our creativity and humour. nithyananada is top trending topic on both twitter and google. some of the tweets are just hilarious.

Tue March 2, 2010, 6:05 am: Isnt sure whether yesterdays holi colors were unadulrated but some of his friends antics were definitely adult rated !!

Mon March 1, 2010, 10:38 pm: Is holier than thou!!!! while all of you are washing away your colorful sins of yesterday i am still pure 😛

Sun February 28, 2010, 12:44 am: ┣▇ Happy Holi ▇═─ ~~~~~ bura na mano holi hai 🙂

Fri February 26, 2010, 10:09 pm: Big B redefinded himselves with paa, with such a good budget even ‘ pranab da’ can call himself ‘brand paa’ for incredible india!

Wed February 10, 2010, 12:10 am: Is all for saving the endangered tigers, is sympathetic towards even the philandering tiger hiding in the woods, but the paper tigers of the type represented by MNS and shiv sena definitely need to be driven to extinction.

Thu January 28, 2010, 9:19 am: Wonders if he should talk to his starsign and horoscope savvy friends about coming out of his house today to see mars, will it influence his relationship with moon !!!

Mon January 25, 2010, 10:12 pm: Loved the parade of patriotism from his friends on fb today. Happy republic day

Thu January 21, 2010, 5:00 am: Thinks ipl bosses and team owners deciding to give pakistani cricketers a cold shoulder definitely counts as economic atyachar !!! becharon ke pet pe mat maro !!!

Thu January 14, 2010, 12:27 am: Happpy Pongal/sankrantri/bihu and Lohri to everone in india….i would have wished my vitual farmville farmer friends too, but i dont know what their harvest festival is called!!

Fri January 1, 2010, 12:32 am: Read that an optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves, what did you do ???

Thu December 31, 2009, 3:46 am: 2010 new year new start forget the past live for the future !!!

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